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i regret coming out to my friend trevor because now this happens every time a pretty girl comes up to my wicket. these are actual instant messages he sends me on our work computers.

Trevor [12:12 PM]:

keep it in your pants

Valerie [12:13 PM]:

are you going to do this every time i chat pleasantly to a female member???

Trevor [12:13 PM]:

oh you were totally flitring

don’t deny

(three hours later)

Trevor [3:37 PM]:

ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Valerie [3:37 PM]:

okay i hate you

Trevor Shirk [3:47 PM]:

karalee is super cute though

Valerie [3:47 PM]:

i am not taking the bait

:P

Trevor [3:48 PM]:

hey she is… but i’m friends with her dad so i can’t really do anything… hahahah

Valerie [3:49 PM]:

haha omg

that would be so awkward

Trevor [3:50 PM]:

“hey by the way i’m sticking it to your daughter!”

i'm just kidding;he just likes bugging me about anything;this just gave him another thing to tease me about;i love him and hate him.;

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eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

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Sav’s short promo,

houltznicholas:

Rules:

Must be following meeeee

Must be a fandom blog

Likes don’t count - reblog once

lists of five

possible solo promos and I will follow my favs

favs to be bolded

I will cut it off when I feel like it so do it quick.

promo;

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Source: destitutedynasty

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Leonardo DiCaprio’s version of Romeo’s speech at Juliet’s bier was so good it moved Claire Danes to tears, nearly ruining the scene. The moment the director yelled “cut!,” Danes smacked DiCaprio on the arm and said, “Don’t make me cry. I’m supposed to be comatose, here!”

Source: freecocaine

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New fave dress. #style #fashion #summer #maxi #h&m

summer;style;fashion;maxi;h;

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goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

Source: little-goose

it's always been queue;

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Source: lickypickystickyme

it's always been queue;

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canyousonicme:

Neve McIntosh (Madame Vastra) on getting slapped by Alex Kingston on “The Name of the Doctor” [X]

The last tweet shows she’s a real-life BAMF.

You go, Madame Vastra!